ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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