no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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