I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize