i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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