we have pet lesbian snakes
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Randomize
