Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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