yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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