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say what?
wanna hang out?
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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