I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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