Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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