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How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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