she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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