He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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