That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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