And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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