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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Drinking in an igloo changes everything.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight

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(519): View more from Ontario

Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.

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(315): View more from New York

He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick

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(816): View more from Missouri

We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...

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