Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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