Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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