I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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