I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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