Don't make out with my wife yet
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Randomize
