im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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