she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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