I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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