if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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