Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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