ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I can feel your judgement through the phone
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Randomize
