My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize