I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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