if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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