Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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