White coat. Heels.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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