yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I think my moral compass just broke
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