I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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