Having a random hookup so left but love u
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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