new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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