no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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