Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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