i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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