You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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