Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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