Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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