I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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