all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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