I'm lost and stupid without you.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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