no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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