Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
what day is it and did you see me today?
i dont even know how to be here
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
