The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just invented taco cereal.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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