I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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