grandma shit on top of the toilet
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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