Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize
