the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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