so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
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I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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