why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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